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Anti-Social Networking… and an apology of sorts

So… due to personal issues, I de-activated my Facebook account last week. The crisis resolved itself (sort of… it’s a long story), but I’ve actually been enjoying my time away from Facebook, as it tends to be a distraction.

I learned a valuable lesson when I de-activated my account: Social Networking sites don’t necessarily strengthen already [...]

Askimet kicks a little too much ass

I use askimet to block comment/trackback spam, and it works… a little too well. I have moderation turned off, but pretty much any time someone posts a comment for the first time, it gets flagged as spam by askimet. Once a commenter has been recognized as a non-spammer, their comments should show up immediately.

I’ve been [...]

Slacking off

Sorry about the lack of posts today. Instead of writing new material last night, I watched a couple of episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I’ll have some stuff up tomorrow… promise.

A Public Service Announcement

Here’s a little advice that might come in handy one of these days: any blog that uses a Carl Panzram quote as its tagline is probably Not Safe For Work. There. I just wanted to get that out of the way.

I’m firmly in agreement with Marc Randazza about the “NSFW” label, but for slightly different [...]

What are Throatpunch.com readers looking for?

After making The Agitator’s Morning Links and Hit & Run’s front page this site had an enormous spike in traffic. Hell, within a few hours of this site being linked from Radley Balko’s Twitter feed, I had received more traffic than this site has had in its short (about two months) existence.

In what other ways [...]

New & Improved Throatpunch.com!

I’m testing out a new banner for the site. I think it works, as it pisses me off just looking at the thing, and that’s kind of the point.

A commenter had suggested Benny Hinn as a punchable face for the banner, and I definitely agree. Alas, that Ray Comfort image was too good to pass [...]

Fun with old-school maps

In 1964 (the year I was born), my dad began his career with Exxon (then known as Esso) as a draftsman at the King Ranch Gas Plant. Supposedly, the office was populated with fresh-out-of-college dipshits who couldn’t read a map to save their lives.

Being the helpful type, my dad added some visual aids in order [...]

Let's hear it for brain dead script kiddies*

Reason’s Hit & Run commenters do not disappoint. Here’s some more:

*explanation here

UPDATE : Here’s a few more:

A popular Hit & Run meme gets props:

as does a blast from Hit & Run’s past:

Update II: A few more:

To the person who did this one… I love you:

Is Reason.com supported by Radical Islam?

In honor of the recent Media Matters (and Rachel Maddow) versus the Heritage Foundation controversy, I’d like to point out that Reason.com is having a “Webathon” in an attempt to get 500 donations in 8 days. Let it be known that I am on record as being a little curious about the juxtaposition of asking [...]

Who would YOU like to punch in the throat?

I’m think of creating a header image for the site composed of people who suffer from severe backpfeifengesicht; that is to say, people whose faces cry out to be punched.

The obvious choices for me:

If you have any suggestions, let me know – and it would be nice if you could provide a link to [...]