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Worried that the Iranians might soon lead the world in throwing its citizens behind bars, thus taking America’s crown, Obama declares: Let their people go!

President Obama, who campaigned with the heady pledge, “Yes, We Can!” has firmly stated “No, We Can’t” when it comes to using the executive office to correct injustice. A posthumous pardon of boxing’s first black heavyweight champion can’t be done because – as The Los Angeles Times puts it:

[Posthumous pardons] consume precious time and resources [...]

Three Little Bops

If you’re like me, you learned a great deal of music appreciation from watching Warner Brothers cartoons. (Carl Stalling was a genius!). One of Warner Brothers’ best – IMO – musical cartoons was the 1957 Friz Freleng Looney Tune, Three Little Bops:

Here it is in Eye-talian:

If that’s not enough, here it is in [...]

She raps, too… *swoon*

A sort of follow-up to this post, the deliciously stalk-worthy ZOMGItsCriss takes on the issue of Christian Side Hugs and delivers a rap of her own.

It doesn’t have to be Christian to suck (but it helps)

This video has been making the rounds as of late: a group of Youth Pastors at some Jesus Camp-type gathering warning about the evils of “front hugging”. Seriously.

It would be too easy to take the low road and say “how typically Christian”; sure, the lyrics are fucked-up in a way that only Christians could [...]

They hate us for our freedom

The following letter to the editor in Salida, Colorado’s The Mountain Mail uses a phrase uttered by politicians during election season that has always bothered me:

Somehow, Kingston, Tenn., remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the freedom of religion, not the freedom from religion.[empahasis added]

People who say this are completely clueless about the [...]

“Thank God I was raped”

If you find that headline offensive, don’t take it up with me; talk to the folks at ThankGodI: Empowering You To Inspire The World. A cursory glance at ThankGodI.com shows they want to establish their woo credentials right off the bat. The site features endorsements from the creators of Chicken Soup for the Soul and [...]

Save Memorial Coliseum! ... or don't.

I try to be grateful for living in a part of Texas not completely overrun by religious kooks*, but the Letters to the Editor section of my local paper continually tests my patience. In fact, sometimes it’s a little bit frightening to realize I’m surrounded by people just smart enough to be aware that religious [...]

Seriously, Jack Chick: WTF?

When I was kid, Chick Tracts were pretty common. It would seem that over the years, the missionary crowd has realized that “Jesus comic books” aren’t exactly the most effective way of carrying out The Great Commission, because I haven’t seen an actual hard copy version of a Chick Tract in years (although I hear [...]

Big Bang Daddy

The other night, this question was posted to Yahoo Answers:

Why do people say its creepy when christian hand out bible tracks?

When Non christians force everyone to read about big bang in schools books?

My answer:

Yeah, those evil non-Christians force the poor Christians to read about godless arithmetic and grammar, too. Oh, the horror!

Have you ever read [...]

Turn off your irony meters before going any further

Dallin H. Oaks, an Elder in the Mormon church – you know, the organization that pumped millions of dollars into preventing gay people from getting married in California – has something to say: The plight of the Mormons is a lot like the plight of blacks during the Civil Rights movement. That’s right; the church [...]